jaa-ne:

madamedelorne:

windatyourfeels:

cirqueduinsanity:

For one college student, the stories of an inhumanly tall supernatural being couldn’t be farther from reality. But, as the school year transcribes, Jamie is hearing all sorts of strange tales about a paranormal entity that takes the virginity of young women. That’s all spook stories to scare girls into having sex, or is it? The truth of a tall, slender man may be more real than she’s ready for.

THIS IS A REAL FUCKING BOOK.

THIS IS FUCKING REAL.

A SLENDERMAN SMUT BOOK THAT YOU CAN BUY AT BARNES AND FUCKING NOBLE.

I’M DONE.

I.

AM.

FUCKING.

DONE.

I WAS positive that this was a joke -

And then I found this.

ARE YOU FIKCING SERIOUS

ppffffJFTTTSHAHAHAHAH IS THIS

he thought skye was a girl

he thought skye was a girl

bryainiac:

This is a handheld gamecube.