Cecil, 17, Texasau where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport
“you cant have depression i saw you smile like five minutes ago stop crying”
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
hey anon could you come back and tell me who apparently is asking me out tomorrow
cause now i’m super confused
UMMM I MIGHT BE LIKE ‘DUDE ARE YOU OKAY HAVE YOU MET ME’ CAUSE ITS KINDA IMMPOSSIBLE FOR SOMEONE TO ACTUALLY LIKE ME THAT WAT
I THINK IT WOULD BE OKAY but i’m also going through a lot at the moment so unless they are fine dealing with that…
WAIT FUCK IS SOMEONE ASKING ME OUT TOMORROW????
It is your wedding day, you have waited for this moment all of your life.
The ceremony begins, and as you watch your bride-to-be begin her walk down the isle, the music begins…
KISS KISS, FALL IN LOVE.
